Ioanes Resl

That can’t be right. Newlyweds! Impossible. Mexican children ok, but british newlyweds. Unbelievable.

Relax, sit back, enjoy the show. What country has the most infected, who’s going to have the first deaths? Seek your favorite sportsbook and place a bet. Designers of face masks, that’s your chance! I know you waited so long for this opportunity. Jehova’s witnesses, isn’t that a good chance to predict the end of the world (one again?). I know you. The one’s sick of this world. Trying to fuck the system and eventually finding out that it fucked you all over the whole time. You lure in the dark, waiting for a sign of a Change (but not the Obama kind of way) and now you think you have found it. After all these years. Berlin Wall, 9/11, SARS, avian flu, economic crises and now finally a story big enough to make it to the global headlines. Fox & co can’t be wrong. Start digging the tunnels - or just close the door if you have done this a long time ago. Enjoy you’re canned beans while others are still running on infected streets or worry about the fact that the disease came from a filthy animal and give it a nicer name (with Mexican Flu I can’t help thinking about a group of virus dancing ‘la cucaracha’.. sorry for the cliche).

Not even sex sells as good as fear and disaster.

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